{"product_id":"kiss-cut-sticker-no-im-not-crying-its-just-allergies-cute-teary-eyes-laptop-decal-1","title":"Funny Allergy Humor Sticker | No I'm Not Crying Teary Eyes Vinyl Laptop Decal","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe ultimate \"socially awkward\" survival tool.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eNext time the pollen hits—or the feelings do—let this sticker do the talking. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"82\"\u003e\"It's Just Allergies\" Vinyl Sticker\u003c\/b\u003e features a pair of glossy, teary-eyed cartoon eyes over a bold, repeating blue \"CRYING\" background. It’s a cheeky, self-aware wink to anyone who embraces the messy side of life with a bit of irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality vinyl with a scratch-resistant glossy finish, this kiss-cut decal is built to last on your laptop, notebook, or planner. Whether you're a \"cry-at-everything\" human or a seasonal allergy warrior, this sticker turns a mood into a relatable inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s a Mood:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExpressive \u0026amp; Edgy:\u003c\/b\u003e A unique blend of cartoon aesthetics and bold typography that stands out on any surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGlossy \u0026amp; Durable:\u003c\/b\u003e Eco-solvent inks ensure the vibrant blues stay crisp, while the scratch-resistant surface handles daily wear like a pro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCustomize Your Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Choose the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/b\u003e backing for maximum pop or \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"65\"\u003eTransparent\u003c\/b\u003e for a sleek, integrated look on your tech.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmooth Application:\u003c\/b\u003e Permanent acrylic adhesive and bubble-free vinyl make it easy to apply perfectly on the first try.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% durable vinyl with a glossy paper finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInks:\u003c\/b\u003e Vibrant, fade-resistant eco-solvent printing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in four sizes (perfect for everything from phone cases to tablet covers).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Internet Culture, Irony-core, Anxiety-aesthetic, and Relatable Humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote: This sticker is perfect for laptops and journals, but it is not waterproof—so keep these tears away from the dishwasher!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47022627192985,"sku":"31202522369487633797","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/2893\/9673\/files\/9682563795549910381_1200_89c2a74f-2500-4fc1-b416-fc40d1ff6250.jpg?v=1777579112","url":"https:\/\/talent-recap.myshopify.com\/products\/kiss-cut-sticker-no-im-not-crying-its-just-allergies-cute-teary-eyes-laptop-decal-1","provider":"Talent Recap","version":"1.0","type":"link"}