{"product_id":"couch-potato-vibes-velveteen-plush-blanket","title":"Couch Potato Vibes Funny Plush Blanket | Cozy Velveteen Throw","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEmbrace the Art of Doing Nothing.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eUpgrade your \"rot day\" with the ultimate lounge essential. Whether you’re deep into a 10-hour series marathon or hiding from your responsibilities on a lazy Sunday, the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"169\"\u003eCouch Potato Vibes Velveteen Plush Blanket\u003c\/b\u003e is your new best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eFeaturing a relatable, remote-clutching cartoon potato, this blanket perfectly captures that \"do not disturb\" energy. It’s not just a blanket; it’s a lifestyle statement for the dedicated homebody, the casual gamer, and anyone who believes that \"productive\" is a four-letter word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUltimate Humor Decor:\u003c\/b\u003e The vivid, high-detail print brings a pop of personality to your sofa, bed, or gaming chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButtery Soft Texture:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from premium medium-heavy velveteen that feels luxurious against the skin—perfect for those who take their naps seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e With double-needle topstitching, this throw is designed to survive endless movie nights and frequent washes without losing its \"potato-y\" charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e A hilarious housewarming gift for students, introverts, or that one friend who is impossible to get off the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecifications \u0026amp; Quality\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Material:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Polyester velveteen (300 g\/m²) for a plush, weighted feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibrant Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e One-sided high-definition print with a clean, neutral reverse side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEco-Friendly \u0026amp; Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Meets all safety standards (BPA-free, Phthalate-free, and lead-free).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReinforced Seams:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching for maximum durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMachine Wash:\u003c\/b\u003e Cold (max 30C or 90F). \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003eHand wash recommended to keep the potato extra fluffy!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTumble Dry:\u003c\/b\u003e Low heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not iron, bleach, or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47067765506201,"sku":"15745805304150142609","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47067765538969,"sku":"75250781374224873010","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47067765571737,"sku":"17612858120276798519","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/2893\/9673\/files\/16592599154010411377_2048.jpg?v=1777924455","url":"https:\/\/talent-recap.myshopify.com\/products\/couch-potato-vibes-velveteen-plush-blanket","provider":"Talent Recap","version":"1.0","type":"link"}